Funny Sayings -- From My Back Porch

Yesterday my uncle came over to tell about his visit to the local "ma and pa grocery and buy anything you could need store." My uncle said the owner was giving directions to one his nephews on how to find someone. The directions were -- "Go till you find a steep hill, the hill is as steep as a mule's face."

Well I had never heard that saying before, have you?
Send me comments on sayings like that for a grin. Please keep it clean.